I’ve decided that I need to do my part to help my people find their way. Because I realize that there is fear of the unfamiliar, I the Sicklemaster, have taken it upon myself to identify the three basic types of Black People that exist in America today.

A 41 year old man in tight jeans sits in a Minnesota hotel room. He’s alone. His teammates don’t trust him, neither does his wife, neither does the media. He’s got no one to call except for an old friend.