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[23 Mar 2011 | 5 Comments | ]
The Brown Brothers: Chris Calls Bobby For Advice After Good Morning America Meltdown

If you haven’t heard by now, Chris Brown has fucked up again. Apparently, America’s smoothest dancing psychopath went ham this morning after Good Morning America host Robin Roberts continued to ask him about the brutal justice session he gave Rihanna a couple years back. Our crack staff has found out who Chris Brown contacted immediately following the incident at GMA, and it was none other than the Humpin’ Around Clown known as Bobby Brown. Here at Sicklemaster.com we got our hands on exclusive transcripts that detail the phone call that took place between these two hot headed hit makers right after Brown left GMA…

Mon., Random Writings »

[14 Feb 2011 | 2 Comments | ]
5 Observations About the Grammy Awards

The Grammys were last night and they were terrible. There were however, observations to be made, with the Sicklemaster point of view.

Celebreality »

[15 Jan 2010 | No Comment | ]

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 at 3:09pm  Not meaning to offend ANYONE. But I had to parody this shit. February 8th, 2009. Hancock Park, Los Angeles California……. An Opera begins inside of a 150, 000 dollar car……. Rihanna: Dat party was a cool spot dan’t ya think me Chrissy? CB: Yeah. It was ok. (turns music [...]