Satan stops by to reveal some of his favorite celebrity soul conquests…

With the combination of Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, and Chris Bosh, Miami was expected to take the league by storm using their alley-ooping orgy of talent to dominate anyone who dare contest them on a basketball court. That hasn’t quite happened, so we here at Sicklemaster.com thought we’d catch up with the “Big Three” to hear them speak their minds on the issues down on South Beach.

I have a reason for all of the questionable decisions that The King has made over the years.
Lebron James is a Douchebag.

A man sits in a room.  Around him are large television monitors tuned into various different aspects of life. One is locked in to ESPN, one following Fox News, one on the Discovery Channel, etc. There are eight monitors in all, and if you didn’t know better you’d swear that he was paying equal attention [...]

To some, Lebron James acts weird, selfish and dumb sometimes. But there’s a hidden story to his significance in the world of sports and the future of the world in general. Sicklemaster.com will bring you the story of Lebron James, his mother, and Delonte West every Saturday

I hear you Mr. James. I’ve always heard you. A lot of people probably think you’re the type of guy that’s easy to hear. I mean, you’re a gregarious 6’8 athletic phenom who many think is a living, breathing example of human evolution. All of that makes you easy to notice for sure, but easy [...]