So what we’re going to do is use the Madden formula for Hip Hop. We’ll rank three different groups of rappers based on what they do and how they do it. Then we’ll come up with overall rankings to piss all the Stans off.

This was initially going to be a review of Kanye West’s latest album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. However, when I listened to the album it became obvious that a review of it might not be enough. That’s largely because Kanye is no longer making music, at least in the contemporary sense.