Hello my friends. The ones who love me and tell me I’m needed. The people that look at me like I am a tiny baby of privilege and wonder. I think you guys are swell too. I like the way you dress and your cooking skills are very solid. If you are a Male, I’m [...]

Thursday May 14, 2009 Go find a mirror. Now Look at yourself. You’re great looking. Your hair looks really great today and your feet have the perfect arch. People want to have sex with you. You’re desirable in a myriad of ways. I wish I was more like you, I wish I had your fashion [...]

Thursday May 7, 2009 Hello my pals, my great and wonderful sensational friends who befriended me in the realm of sparkling friendship. I love you, and have been studying your movements that I may one day smell as nice as you, and hopefully (maybe) be as sexually appealing. One day…. If you read my last [...]

Hello, thanks for reading. Let me first say a couple of things to you, the reader. I like you. You’re my fucking pal. I like the things you say and appreciate the way that you say them. I think you’re smart and very soon you’ll have the world by the balls and vagina lips. If [...]

Wednesday, August 08, 2007 I am back. I know it has been a while since my last blog, but concentrate on those words. I. Am. Back. Things in my life have been moving rather fast so it has been tougher to talk to you, tougher to be with you, tougher to caress you with sweet [...]

Saturday, February 03, 2007 Hello all. It’s your old friend Van back to share ideas and wisdom with you, my Myspace friends. L.A. is great and so am I . I am still dancing, still boxing, and still treating the female population to a healthy dose of Sickle. They want it so bad, they need [...]

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 Hello everyone. It has been a substantial time since I was able to write all of you and let you know about me and my damn life. A lot of you have made note of this by saying things like “Van, where are the blogs” or “Van, where are those wacky [...]

Thursday, July 20, 2006 At the gym. I was at the boxing gym this past Sunday doing my usual, working out, being a champion, intimidating. When one of the “regulars” there said to me “Hey big dude, you wanna get some work in?” to which I said ” Sure Man.” Side Bar- Why is it [...]

June 20, 2006 I am an animal. I am. I am a god damned animal. A tiger. A tiger mixed with a god damned- grizzly bear. I am ferocious. I am a BLUE PANTHER. I hide in the weeds and I attack. I run down my prey and rip its legs off, I follow its [...]