Michael Vick Arrested attempting to purchase a copy of Disney’s “101 Dalmatians”
PHILADELPHIA, Pa — Michael Vick is back in trouble with the law again after being seen in a Philadelphia
Best Buy attempting to obtain a copy of the Walt Disney film 101 Dalmatians.
Following an incredible come from behind victory in New York, the 30 year old Vick ventured into a North Philadelphia Best Buy and attempted to purchase the film where he was arrested on the spot. Store employee Troy McGirt was the one who alerted police to Vick’s purchase.
“I saw him hovering around the DVD’s in the family section,” said McGirt. “I thought he was gonna go with The Princess and the Frog because that’s all black people really buy, but when I saw him go for 101 Dalmatians I had to do the right thing.”
Veteran Philadelphia Police department officer Joey Talmut was first on scene and says that taking down Vick was the right thing to do.
“The Judge made it very clear at his sentencing, no dog related contraband is allowed in his possession. After he made the purchase he was in clear violation of his probation and action was necessary.”
Talmut also expressed concern over what viewing 101 Dalmatians could lead to for Vick.
“It’s obviously a troubling development and I’m glad we caught it. If he starts with Dalmatians, he could then move into Lassie, and by time he’s onto Benji and Rin Tin Tin: Canine Cop he’s had complete and total relapse. I can’t let that happen on my watch.”
Vick however, maintains that the purchase was for family viewing, and not for any dog related obsession he may be harboring.
“It was for my kids man. We just got a big win and I was going to celebrate by watching a nice educational movie with my family. I think the film has a lot of lessons. It deals with a dog crazed society and how they persecute one visionary woman who likes to wear spots. I can relate.”
The Eagles Quarterback also denied reports that he has a tattoo of the film’s villain Cruella de Vil over his heart.
“I mean, I get how she could be looked at as an inspirational figure to some. She represents the age old fight to be getting money off these dogs. My tattoo is not of her though. It’s of my third grade teacher Mrs. Grantenetty, she was the first one to read the story to me. The Disney logo under the tat is just a coincidence.”
Despite this arrest, Vick says his focus is still on football.
I’m succeeding out here, man. I’m tearing through defenses like a Pit Bull through a Pomeranians throat. My play has been more electrifying than the end of a losing dog’s life. I’m not going to stop either, no matter how many times they try to hold me back. My focus is on Minnesota now, I’m putting their whole secondary on the Rape Stand next Sunday Night.