White people are almost always smiling at something. Be it Harlem Shake videos, the television show Friends, or minorities riding the city bus, it seems that Caucasians always have a reason to smirk. This time of year, you may notice the White people you know with a different smile on their faces. It’s a [...]

  The Sicklemaster is many things. He’s an amazingly patient lover. He’s a devastating scorer in the low post and on the wing. He’s a dancer of unparalleled silky smooth skill and sexuality. He’s a thinker and a braggart, a man who touches you where it hurts until you like it. He’s also a fat [...]

Jalen Rose breaks down the top five Uncle Toms in Black America today.

Satan stops by to reveal some of his favorite celebrity soul conquests…

If you haven’t heard by now, Chris Brown has fucked up again. Apparently, America’s smoothest dancing psychopath went ham this morning after Good Morning America host Robin Roberts continued to ask him about the brutal justice session he gave Rihanna a couple years back. Our crack staff has found out who Chris Brown contacted immediately following the incident at GMA, and it was none other than the Humpin’ Around Clown known as Bobby Brown. Here at Sicklemaster.com we got our hands on exclusive transcripts that detail the phone call that took place between these two hot headed hit makers right after Brown left GMA…